Oh the "HILAR(IT)Y"!!

Obama is so G...
Okay I'm out for posts today lol...

My main goal today was to get the Michael Phelps post off the main page lol...
(Damn laggy hilarious GIFs!!)


Oh this post wreeks of irony!
Mmmm, iron!

Peace!

Enter Sandman

Vancouver Canucks' back up goaltender Curtis Sanford (nicknamed Sandman -- thought I'd make that clear otherwise the title would be totally random lol) held a fan interactive contest recently which had fans and artists to draw up and create a mask design for him, which he will chose a winner from a crop of nominees of the top designs.

A lot actually turned out pretty dope. My favorite is definitely the one created by Darcy:



The sand pouring out is freakin crazy. Of course, this design made it through to the Top 10. Honestly though, it seems like there is only really a top 3, and 7 other random "honorable mentions" just to be nice lol...

Anyways, cool idea! More goalies should be doing this (however this probably would potentially screw over the professionals who design goalie masks for a living ahah --- huzzah fuck it! Gooo ordinary peoples!!)

Phelps is a dolphin

He's also Super Saiyan!


edit:

oooh found more enjoy LOL










LOL!

"In Suspicion We Trust!"

So today will be another day at work with Elite as a security guard --- all except the fact that I was told to go to an unsual place today...

Guess where!

Hints:

• very high profile company
• the "Microsoft" of its industry
• you'll hafta really clarify which location you are at if you say you are at the Thurlow/Robson location lol
  
• "Would you like that in a Tall, Grande or Venti size?"

Yeah, apparently my post today will be at STARBUCKS somewhere in New West. I couldn't believe it! Apparently though the location had a returning difficult customer who had been coming in and distrupting the staff and other customers as well as flinging insults and threats. Well don't we have a little hellraiser!

I have no problem going to the shift, it's just the fact of what people might think that has me iffy. If I saw SECURITY at a freaking coffee shop, I really would give the ol' WTF look and start to question the need.


If this is the way society is heading, WATCH OUT!
People (or something) is probably watching us at this very moment...

*Puts on tin foil hat*

Sweating my balls off!

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

(Click image to see full comic)

Hahaha...

Seriously my room is so hot...I tried directing my fan towards the window so that the hot air might leave. Unfortunately, not so fortunate lol.

I had a Shaken Iced Green Tea Lemonade from Star Bucks yesterday ( about $3.50 for a venti or whatever the largest size is) and man does that hit the spot! It basically tastes like a "better, non mass produced" Green Tea Nestea. There's something about Iced Tea that does it for the summer. --- Not gonna lie. Tea kicks ass.

Anyways, what other drinks should I try out there to quench my thirst in this smoldering heat??

iWTF

I make fun of my Apple Mac maniac friends saying they should purchase the next turn of technology they are creating --- the "iBrainwashed" lol.


HOWEVER when jokes become serious...

"Consider this a concept that that might have been and may still be, should Steve Jobs get a bit too enamored with The Matrix. It could be the next hot Apple item, leaving the iPod and iPhone in the dust. Designer Paul Micarelli came up with it.

The Symbiosis™ Neural Interface:Direct brain-computer link means your mind and computer are one. It sports Intel Fusion™, Quantum Processing that uses the power of the atom to instantly compute at the speed of thought., Holographic Data Storage thanks to the iThink’s tiny internal holochip with an amazing individual capacity of over 666 Yottabytes for seemingly infinite augmented memory, Intra-neural Communication lets you mentally allow or block any kind of signal you want. With the iThink, it wont be long until you are docking yourself like some Borg in the hive collective, rather then docking your iPod."

- SlipperyBrick.com

As it says, it's only a concept. But the one thing that most caught my eye in this article was the word Yottabyte. LOL

(You know how much porn music that is!?!)

What are some other crazy iPod/Mac concepts?

Funny commercials!

I saw these on the tele and thought I'd share em lol...





Hahaha...yeah. BTW did anyone know Neil Patrick Harris is gay!? Whoa...I didn't know this! ---- not that there's anything wrong with that... (/Seinfeld reference)

Dear Summer...

...I know you gon' miss me
For we been together like Nike Airs and crisp tees
S dots with polo fleeces
Purple label shit with the logo secret
Gimme couple years, shit I might just sneak in
A couple words and like peaches and herb
We'll be reunited and it feels so hood
Have the whole world saying "How you still so good?"...

BAH!

Ugghhh...

There was something about the month of June that made me lazy lol. So mainly I'm just posting this post just for the fact to post. Hopefully this encourages me to post more often [once again]...


Yeah, sorry for the hiatus
(to whoever the hell reads this lol)...

Enter random, hot picture:



Mmmm...

Peace!

Rock the Bells, yo!!!

Yes...no need to correct your eyes....
Bask in the glory of good gracious hip hop coming to Vancity!

The possibility of seeing Cool Kids, Wale and Kidz In The Hall all on one stage! I just need a little Mickey Factz and its all good! (but I guess measly names like Tribe, Nas, Rakim, Red/Mef, Mos Def, deadprez, etc makes it all up a little heh)

I remember seeing this Rock The Bell festival website a couple years back and thinking damnnn it'd be a dream to watch one of them. Damn those American cities! Well now look....holy cowwwww. I feel it...Vancouver is on the up on becoming a top city in North America as far as arts and entertainment goes. I don't understand why all the arts and entertainment industry cats are doubting this place... It's just really hard to ignore the trends happening with the festivals and the big names touring here even though 2010 hasn't even dropped yet...

Anyways!...I gotta get me some tix and I don't care if I'm goin alone! -- okay, well that'd be lame lol....I'll find someone(s) -- but I AM SO DOWN TO GO TO THIS. WOO.


(ps. sorry for hiatus...work, bad case of flu, etc etc lol)

You know what really grinds my gears?

...Going to work 6am in the morning barely half awake and stumbling on my way towards downtown only to find out someone is already in place for your shift!

Yup. Just another day as an Elite Door Front schmuck with this company...

Arghhh!!...No mas...please!

It's actually a really long story...it involved rescheduling my work schedule to undoing the work rescheduling, to trying to compromise with prior plans like hockey, to dealing with two shift changes, to having unclear confirmation with my supervisor, to wasting my time and energy. It was really a headache....but all that matters is I am able to play some hockey tonight!!

I'm pretty sure I'm supposed to be somewhere working right now lol...I've screened about 5 calls from the office haha. I decided to give myself the day off!


I've done a bunch of favours for work this week...
When does it all come back?

Exactly. Never.

Anyways, I'm gonna pretend today didn't happen lol...
Hopefully Elite will do the same.

(Update pending if I end up being fired lol)

PEACE!

New Cellular, Tellular Phone...ular

Wooo! So as some of you may know, I bought a new (well practically new) cellphone from a Craigslist seller recently! -- and yes, my number is the same. I had my heart set on the HTC S720 for a while and I've been searching high and low for a seller.

The short story is...after speaking to about 6 different sellers -- all while checking ESN's and confirming it with Telus Client Care to see if the phones were not reported stolen, as well speaking to Telus representatives about what I should do in my situation -- I finally stumbled upon an ad and the perfect seller.

Someone who was trying to sell her plan and phone as a combo. I noticed the phone happened to be the one I wanted so I gave it a go and sent an email saying I was only interested in the phone...she then offers me an unbelievable price! She was willing to sell a practically new S720 for $200! (keep in mind, the value cost for this would typically go for $250 -- original retail price is about $500)

After failing to meet 2 times (funny story in itself ), we finally met last Friday night at Metrotown. She was a cute little Filipino girl with her intimidating gangsta Filipino boyfriend by her side! (I guess it was necessary to bring him haha)

We did the deal and I gave her the money...

...but suddenly she became so shocked and lost in my deep brown eyes and my handsome good looks that she wanted to make sweet love to me in exchange for the phone. We then headed to the nearest cheapest motel...

Okay I was kidding about that last statement but it's been 5 days with this phone and I LOVE IT! So thank you Anne!...or Lily!...or whatever your name was haha

Cellphones...PFFT!

So I officially went a whole month without a cellphone and from my scientific research (lol), and after several strenuous days, I gathered a conclusion that it absolutely SUCKED. Okay well, lemme give you some back knowledge...

- I bought an LG Chocolate (first problem lol)
- on a 2 year contract, the LG Chococrap went all white-screen emo on me 1 month AFTER my warranty ended
- found out "Life is NOT Good"
- Telus assures that I wouldn't be able to do much since my contract doesn't end for awhile
- suggests getting a replacement phone until September

So I am currently Craigslisting around and what caught my eye was the HTC S720...I met a seller and she's giving me a reasonable deal on it! So we'll see how that goes!

But let's talk about cellphones in general...before the demise of my phone I've been using it everyday --- txting, calls, etc just like any other user. Immediately after that, I felt distant from the world...without communication. The two weeks after that I had the most lame weekends ever (coincidence??) but this only leads to a much bigger question...

...it's a scary realization but, we are just so reliant on technology! Soon we will be robots (or replaced by robots lol) in the near future! A life without my iPod, laptop, phone, internets, etc sucks a big one! Am I alone here?!?!

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh??!!!! lol

It took about 1 year, 5 months, 3 weeks, and a couple days...

...to have FINALLY bust someone of stealing something at work!!!!

A post to remember forever...

WHEN: April 20, 2008 @ approx. 11:50am
WHAT: A Listerine bottle
WHO: Some old douche bag
HOW: stuffing down pants
WHERE: IGA on Robson and Richards


Pop the bubbly! Andy's getting better at this stuff lol

Thank God for that Green!

Happy Fo Twenty!

*hot boxes blogspot*

So trip balls, chill out or whatever....just remember kiddos...get high responsibly! -- Now proceeed to light up that sticky icky, weed, BC bud, mary jane, KB, schwag, hydro, skunk, canibus, ganja, reefer, chronic, dank, indo, (whatever you call it!) and have a good day peoples!

Here's some Youtube Clips to enjoy:

Stupid me

So as I got home at about 1045pm after work, I realized right at my door I forgot my keys...

And no one was home...

And I didn't have a cellphone...

And I was freezing like a muthafucker!

My parents finally arrived home about an hour and a half later...

You could laugh now lol...

"99 Problems and Hillary Ain't One!"

Hahaha! Automatic cool pts for Obama! Shoulder dustin at formal events FTW (if anyone can remember who did that at Grad gets props from me haha)

And is it just me or does Obama sound like that white character Dave Chappelle does in his skits? LOL!

these kicks...

If anyone sees these kicks around Vancouver, give me a shout lol. I saw em in a store in Oakridge but that's fucking far! They look sick in person...

I've just been trying to find some cool looking high or mid top black sneakers with a roundish nose for a long ass time and these are dope!

Don't worry, be happy

So I probably will be on hiatus for a bit (pending writers block and inevitable procrastination lol). I'm sacrificing my weekend and all to catch up on some schoolwork (ughh) but you gotta do what you gotta do, right?

ANYWAYS amidst the recent depression and realization that no, we will not see the Canucks kick some ass in the post season this year (*sigh*) I thought I could share a kinda feel good story to you in YouTube format. Check out this dope animation video some guy made of a song and uploaded (...and in this story, the underdog wins!)

Lupe Fiasco - "And He Get's The Girl"



So in the words of Bobby Mcferrin "don't worry..be happy"! (and please take this in any context you may want in general...Canucks related or not). Peace!

Run for the hills!

In one weekend we had:

- sun
- rain
- hail
- snow
- a Canucks win (boo yah!)


ANYWAYS, i'm going to be making a HUGE drop at the end of tomorrow involving some music you all could download and upload on ur iPods and iTunes, and Zunes and whatever you kids use these days lol. it will be my first of another segment category I will be making as well...Trust me...the music will be banging!

Stay tuned...


OH also thanks to those checking out my blog (the hit counts don't lie...I'm watching youuuu!) Or....it could be me refreshing every half hour about 50 times lol. Hmmmmmmmmm...